tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

(via joshpeck)

humorstar:

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

(Source: leftboob-enthusiast, via wunderkynder)

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

doctor-basil-puntastic:

i-am-a-fish:

gentlemanstallion:

i-am-a-fish:

sharkbytes:

i-am-a-fish:

calibratedsongbirb:

i-am-a-fish:

mnuj:

i-am-a-fish:

petals-and-cinders:

i-am-a-fish:

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

Gun

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

(yall really liked this post so 🧡)

(via sweet-suggestions)

softhearteds:

why are girls so attractive??? i’m not complaining just impressed

(via cartierpm)